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Post by [TKC]TheHeckler! on Mar 6, 2003 22:11:33 GMT
FreedomFairy is always queefing his queer pixie dust wherever he goes, infesting the message boards with his squawking. This time I decided to clip his wings before he had the chance for take off. No matter how hard I try, I can’t fully emphasize the depths of his ignorance…but I’ll make one last post to silence him for good.
FreedomFairy, we are all sick and tired of your run away whaling. You are nothing more than a cottage cheese like yeast infection on a female dung beetle, in the sweltering forests of Brazil. You are more annoying than pre-recorded, telemarketing voice mails and far less interesting to listen to.
I don’t know what it is you’ve been puffin’ on lately that makes you think you’re superman freedomfairy, but I got your kryptonite right here. I’ll ground it up and mix it in with your daily dose of STFU, and shove it down your dirty little throat.
Before I get too ahead of myself I want to take the opportunity to thank you fairy, for changing your avatar once again. Although the new picture of a virgin geek boy describes you quite well, his deformed face is far less repulsive than your own. No longer will everyone have to run from their chairs and stick their heads in the toilet for an hour after being exposed to such a grotesque shamble of a face.
It has become far too easy to make a fool out of you fairy. Perhaps I should have my 8 year-old cousin smack you around from now on, he might not be as cruel. Although I don’t think he could tolerate being subjected to your half-wit nausea for more than 3 seconds, *sigh* it’s a difficult job but someone has to do it =(.
Fairy, your kind is reminiscent of the ancient Neanderthal cavemen roaming around aimlessly, doing nothing but eat, sleep, and defecate all day long…completely without purpose or meaning. Even if you managed to apply yourself to your maximum abilities each and every day, you would still amount to less than nothing, you poster child for the mentally challenged.
I’ve seen some of your more recent preschool garbage that you coughed up onto the boards lately, and it seems that you just love to take jabs at other peoples mothers’. I was wondering why this was until someone e-mailed me a copy of “The Redneck Tribune” where your contempt for mothers is exposed…
*** The Redneck Tribune – Mrs. FreedomFairy Overstretches Herself ***
After wandering around Wanker County in a drunken stupor, cursing out every mother that crossed his path, freedomfairy finally revealed to us the source of his anger. Read on to hear his sad but true tale of a mother so loose, that her son wants to put her deep-throating neck in a noose.
“It was the night before Christmas of last year and “mum” was about to give birth to my new baby brother…my 23rd, uh I mean…24th sibling. We were all watching the doctor/lawyer/cotton picker/pig farmer help my mother through labor just had he had been doing since she was 12 years old. But unlike all those other occasions…this time along with the baby, her uterus actually fell out! I fainted out on the warm, feces covered hay of the barnyard, and awoke the next morning alone alongside my favorite pig “Bessie”. After I finished my usual business with her, I turned to leave the barn. But being the klutz that I am I slipped on my mother’s uterus that had been carelessly cast aside the night before. I was propelled forward and collided with one of the 3 barnyard walls and broke both my arms, and that’s why I HATE MOTHERS!”
Wow, tough break for freedomfairy (no pun intended)...and on Christmas too
=( But there is an upside to all of this. Ever since he broke his arms he’s been learning how to type using his feet instead, and to everyone’s great surprise his writing skills have actually improved! Proving once again that fairy more closely resembles a chimp, than an actual human being.
We should also thank God that you are the world’s ugliest SOB alive. Because if you were ever to reproduce fairy, the world would be in such a dire state of affairs that we would be better off if Hitler, Stalin, and Gangis Kan were all revived and cloned a thousand times. Luckily for us your sperm count is even lower than your single digit IQ, linked mostly due to the game you played as a child “Let’s smash ourselves in the crouch with a crowbar”. If only you would have used that same crowbar on your face instead, you wouldn’t have to double bag that morbidly horrid orb on top your shoulders.
You have been sipping on your moonshine for so long fairy, that your only remaining brain cell is a cancer infested one, that’s trying to commit suicide to prevent himself from being in contact with such an unworthy host for another millisecond. It’s purposely inhaling the noxious fumes that extend from your innate stupidity so it can have the mercy of death.
If only you would stop using the comic’s section of your newspaper to argue with me, maybe you’d stand a chance. But then again every time you try to think up something cleaver on your own, it’s completely incoherent…even to yourself. So do us all a favor by putting down the keyboard, and get back to your coloring books so the rest of us can have a discussion without being interrupted by a glue-digesting inbreed such as yourself.
Don’t even bother slithering your wrenched fingers over your scab-encrusted keyboard to come up with a response to this FreedomFairy. I have intellectually raped you, have ran you over twice with a Mack truck, spat on your worthless hump of flesh, and left you for dead. Face it fairyboy, you are my message board b!tch…you have no more pride here than you did in the laundry room at prison, when the guards turned their backs on your pleas for help. But please don’t take my words too literally by making some sort of homosexual p-ass at me, save that for the boys on your local baseball little league, you perverted cum stain of a man.
Now, I know that my remarks are far too advanced for the stagnant mass located in your ape like skull to fathom mr. fairy. However, I just can’t bring myself to mimic your child level insults. But if I absolutely had to bring myself down to your level, I’d probably go with the following…
“You’re so god d**n ugly fairy, that when you were born the doctor b!tch slapped your mother, punched you in the face, and then tossed your worthless newborn carcass in the trash compactor for proper disposal”.
It’s over fairy, you have been put down in a way that no exorcism could revive you from, you abstinent little brat. You have been beaten at every level, and if you are in anyway aware of your own shame, you should make one final post before closing your account, admitting that you have been utterly defeated. So now that you’ve had your last shred of human dignity shattered, you can officially retire as “King Of The Retarts” and p-ass your title on to a more worthy opponent.
…TheHeckler!
FreedomFairy, we are all sick and tired of your run away whaling. You are nothing more than a cottage cheese like yeast infection on a female dung beetle, in the sweltering forests of Brazil. You are more annoying than pre-recorded, telemarketing voice mails and far less interesting to listen to.
I don’t know what it is you’ve been puffin’ on lately that makes you think you’re superman freedomfairy, but I got your kryptonite right here. I’ll ground it up and mix it in with your daily dose of STFU, and shove it down your dirty little throat.
Before I get too ahead of myself I want to take the opportunity to thank you fairy, for changing your avatar once again. Although the new picture of a virgin geek boy describes you quite well, his deformed face is far less repulsive than your own. No longer will everyone have to run from their chairs and stick their heads in the toilet for an hour after being exposed to such a grotesque shamble of a face.
It has become far too easy to make a fool out of you fairy. Perhaps I should have my 8 year-old cousin smack you around from now on, he might not be as cruel. Although I don’t think he could tolerate being subjected to your half-wit nausea for more than 3 seconds, *sigh* it’s a difficult job but someone has to do it =(.
Fairy, your kind is reminiscent of the ancient Neanderthal cavemen roaming around aimlessly, doing nothing but eat, sleep, and defecate all day long…completely without purpose or meaning. Even if you managed to apply yourself to your maximum abilities each and every day, you would still amount to less than nothing, you poster child for the mentally challenged.
I’ve seen some of your more recent preschool garbage that you coughed up onto the boards lately, and it seems that you just love to take jabs at other peoples mothers’. I was wondering why this was until someone e-mailed me a copy of “The Redneck Tribune” where your contempt for mothers is exposed…
*** The Redneck Tribune – Mrs. FreedomFairy Overstretches Herself ***
After wandering around Wanker County in a drunken stupor, cursing out every mother that crossed his path, freedomfairy finally revealed to us the source of his anger. Read on to hear his sad but true tale of a mother so loose, that her son wants to put her deep-throating neck in a noose.
“It was the night before Christmas of last year and “mum” was about to give birth to my new baby brother…my 23rd, uh I mean…24th sibling. We were all watching the doctor/lawyer/cotton picker/pig farmer help my mother through labor just had he had been doing since she was 12 years old. But unlike all those other occasions…this time along with the baby, her uterus actually fell out! I fainted out on the warm, feces covered hay of the barnyard, and awoke the next morning alone alongside my favorite pig “Bessie”. After I finished my usual business with her, I turned to leave the barn. But being the klutz that I am I slipped on my mother’s uterus that had been carelessly cast aside the night before. I was propelled forward and collided with one of the 3 barnyard walls and broke both my arms, and that’s why I HATE MOTHERS!”
Wow, tough break for freedomfairy (no pun intended)...and on Christmas too
=( But there is an upside to all of this. Ever since he broke his arms he’s been learning how to type using his feet instead, and to everyone’s great surprise his writing skills have actually improved! Proving once again that fairy more closely resembles a chimp, than an actual human being.
We should also thank God that you are the world’s ugliest SOB alive. Because if you were ever to reproduce fairy, the world would be in such a dire state of affairs that we would be better off if Hitler, Stalin, and Gangis Kan were all revived and cloned a thousand times. Luckily for us your sperm count is even lower than your single digit IQ, linked mostly due to the game you played as a child “Let’s smash ourselves in the crouch with a crowbar”. If only you would have used that same crowbar on your face instead, you wouldn’t have to double bag that morbidly horrid orb on top your shoulders.
You have been sipping on your moonshine for so long fairy, that your only remaining brain cell is a cancer infested one, that’s trying to commit suicide to prevent himself from being in contact with such an unworthy host for another millisecond. It’s purposely inhaling the noxious fumes that extend from your innate stupidity so it can have the mercy of death.
If only you would stop using the comic’s section of your newspaper to argue with me, maybe you’d stand a chance. But then again every time you try to think up something cleaver on your own, it’s completely incoherent…even to yourself. So do us all a favor by putting down the keyboard, and get back to your coloring books so the rest of us can have a discussion without being interrupted by a glue-digesting inbreed such as yourself.
Don’t even bother slithering your wrenched fingers over your scab-encrusted keyboard to come up with a response to this FreedomFairy. I have intellectually raped you, have ran you over twice with a Mack truck, spat on your worthless hump of flesh, and left you for dead. Face it fairyboy, you are my message board b!tch…you have no more pride here than you did in the laundry room at prison, when the guards turned their backs on your pleas for help. But please don’t take my words too literally by making some sort of homosexual p-ass at me, save that for the boys on your local baseball little league, you perverted cum stain of a man.
Now, I know that my remarks are far too advanced for the stagnant mass located in your ape like skull to fathom mr. fairy. However, I just can’t bring myself to mimic your child level insults. But if I absolutely had to bring myself down to your level, I’d probably go with the following…
“You’re so god d**n ugly fairy, that when you were born the doctor b!tch slapped your mother, punched you in the face, and then tossed your worthless newborn carcass in the trash compactor for proper disposal”.
It’s over fairy, you have been put down in a way that no exorcism could revive you from, you abstinent little brat. You have been beaten at every level, and if you are in anyway aware of your own shame, you should make one final post before closing your account, admitting that you have been utterly defeated. So now that you’ve had your last shred of human dignity shattered, you can officially retire as “King Of The Retarts” and p-ass your title on to a more worthy opponent.
…TheHeckler!
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