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Post by [TKC]TheHeckler! on Mar 5, 2003 3:45:30 GMT
It seems the famous inbred hick, known as “FreedomFighter” is once again running his flap in the wings of idiocy (If you want proof about him being a total hick, just check out his new avatar with a picture of himself...LMAO!). Below is his latest post, where it seems evident that through hard work and dedication FreedomFighter has finally been promoted to the 3rd grade. Made oblivious by his oh so cleaver mock of my name "thepecker", as only an upper classmen of elementary school status could have thought up …so congrats FreedomFighter, we are all celebrating your childhood victory steps right along with you. What will be FreedomFighter’s next accomplishment I wonder....perhaps learning how to finger-paint? Anyway...on to his childish ramblings.----------
@dorkninja:
Your little friend ThePeckler doesn't know how to use SIMPLE REGISTRY HACKS!! LOL!
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I have no idea what I'm doing
« Thread started on: Mar 3rd, 2003, 12:30am »
I just read the hack guides on the downloads page, and oh boy am I at a lost. I'm a great Heckler...but I can't hack my way out of a wet paper bag. I couldn't understand what to do...and would probably crash my system if I tried. Is it possible to get myself a copy of the "Vietcong Hacks For Dummies 2.0" edition?!
FreedomFighter, where in your deluded mind do you get the idea that I was a hacker? I never pretended to be one, I only proclaimed myself to be a cheater and a TK’er...so what's next? You’re gonna make fun of me when I admit I can’t do open heart surgery either? Seriously FreedomFighter, for someone who obliviously needs help tying his own shoes…you really aren’t in the position to comment on my abilities; or even the abilities of a mentally retarded, paraplegic, one armed monkey for that matter.
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So DarkNinja -- this is the guy who has "taken gaming to a new level" HAW HAW!!! This is the college student from NEW JERSEY that you CALL YOUR LORD?? LOL!! Have you read any of the other posts on that forum? Those freaks are a few clowns short of a circus, bub...
I could get started with the mentally deficient, albeit quite hilarious “HAW HAW!!!” remark, but I’ll spare him on that one as it’s just too easy. Instead, I’ll move on to what little attempt he made at a point… the fact that I’m from New Jersey, and in college. So, FreedomFighter what does it matter that I’m from New Jersey, or in college? You know college isn’t that bad…it’s a shame you never gave it a try, you may have learned more talents than just the annoying ability to just cry for attention like a starved vulture on internet message boards all day.
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Skin Hack Crashed My Hard Drive
« Thread started on: Mar 3rd, 2003, 9:08pm »
I installed the skin hack from the downloads page to my registry. Then I started playing on a server, and my computer completely froze up on me, I had to do a hard reboot. Has anyone else gotten this problem?
LMAO!!!
To repeat as above Freedom Fighter, I never pretended to be a programmer or a hacker. But it is amusing to note your random assumptions, even if they are without any basis what-so-ever, all to try to make a point that doesn’t even exist.
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He also couldn't take up Wave's (of TheEdge clan) challenge because he couldn't figure out HOW TO INSTALL THE GAME!!!
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Re: Challenged by Edge leader
« Reply #1 on: Mar 2nd, 2003, 8:23pm »
Sounds interesting....too bad my computer is giving me problems at the moment . I tried to download the game tonight and install it...but my computer refuses to install anything and locks up when I attempt to. There's a guy on campus who fixes computers, maybe I can get him to help me out. In the mean time I have to stay on the sidelines
I had a virus on my computer that was preventing me from installing any new software, in case I didn’t make it clear enough that my computer wasn’t operating normally. Can you say that FreedomFighter….virus? Oh, I’m sorry did I say that a tad bit fast for you? Let me try that again, Vi…r…us, there did you get it that time? If your still having difficulty, then maybe you should take it easy on porn site subscriptions for a while, so you can save up your welfare checks and purchase a dictionary.
As for the challenge, I did show up at EdgeWave’s server the next day. But the coward kicked me without saying a word. So much for his “Come to my server and we can discuss things, and challenge each other to a match” horsecrap. Guess that just shows that his battleship mouth over spoke his rowboat ass. Anyone can act tough saying “I’m going to run this server, and this is the password, and if you’re not there at that time then you’re a bunch of cowards”.
First assuming that we even got the message in time, then assuming we’re available to take up the challenge, and furthermore assuming that he’s worth our time, even if the first and the second were true (which they weren’t). But if he ever grows a pair and wants to declare a challenge that he actually intends to make good on over at our forums, we’d be glad to take him on.
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Post by [TKC]TheHeckler! on Mar 5, 2003 3:46:35 GMT
We're supposed to be worried about these yokels? Looks like ThePeckler is gonna fold-up like a beachchair in a Tsunami once 0.99 is released!! Hey, I have an idea: maybe all the ninja-spying DorkNinja does over here can help them out -- though I doubt he could shoplift a clue at The ClueBarn if he had a free clue-coupon!!
ROFL!!!
"A beachchair in a Tsunami" “…shoplift a clue at the cluebarn if he had a free clue-coupon”
FreedomFighter do you honestly think anyone finds your pathetic little prepubescent metaphors even slightly amusing? Trust me...they don't.
"I have an idea: maybe all the ninja-spying DorkNinja does over here can help them out"
After decyphering that grammer baren gibberish into acutal English, I surmised that you meant to insult darkninja by saying all he does is go back and forth between forums, and post what the other one is talking about. Even someone as simple minded as yourself FreedomFighter should realize that if this is the scale to which you measure someone a waste of time, then you'd break the scale and fall through the ground, making a creater almost as large as the hole in your pointy little head.
But it's not your fault...grammer, logic, and basic mental abilities were never your strong suits FreedomFighter, as you have demonstrated on so many occasions. Perhaps if you enlist some of your pals over at the Special Olympics, you’ll come up with wittier remarks in half the time.
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But wait!! There's more! Apparently there's another hacker clan out there that quite literally LAUGHS at TKC. They think they're all amateurs (and rightly so, if you read the above!!!)... Here's what "Omar" has to say on his "discovery" of the M79 hack:
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M79 AMAZING!!
« Thread started on: Mar 2nd, 2003, 05:28am »
I saw a person walking around with the m79 gren launcher and blasted everyone. The vest couldn’t withstand anything of the grenades! I also saw another map in the sky. And they jammed teh communication with automatic instant messages.
The jumped big jumps too. And also they weren't the server! TRULY AMAZING. They said something about no release and that there was an "enig" community somewhere that was a bit longer in the hacking progress. They know our community and refused to discuss the cheats.
They said that it was a lot more to do than just looking in the cbf files (dont think so), and they laughed at the unlimited ammo cheat! We have to counter this one!
I’ll give you this one FreedomFighter (and believe me you need freebies whenever you can get them) that guy is probably the best Vietcong hacker there is. It’s true, he is one step ahead of the guys at TKC insofar as hacks are concerned, but he is still is part of the cheating community either way. And so long as he’s making life hell on people like you, we’re glad that he’s around.
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It's pretty clear these guys aren't part of the "Axis of Evil" afterall... more like a bunch of monkeys in the Axis of Primeval!
“Monkies in the Axis of Primeval” – Oh how almost cleaver of you FreedomFighter.
@dorkninja:
Stuff that in your "Guide to Flaming" and smoke it, you Jerry-Springer-Show-reject!!
“Jerry Springer Show Reject” – Yes darkninja probably would be a Jerry Springer Show Reject FF. Probably because he lacks all the criteria the show requires. Such as being a crossdresser, having sex with animals, or being too obese to open your own eyelids. Three qualities you have shown yourself to have endless amounts of.
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We now return you to your regularly scheduled broadcast...
And what broadcast would that be FreedomFighter?… “Wanna Be Cyber Police With Inferiority Complexes” in which you are the star? Please FF, once you get past your childish pleas to play Mr. Message board hero, you are nothing more than a washed up crossing guard for the local elementary school.
Now don’t waste any time FreedomFighter in thinking up a witty retort, remember you only have a 3 or 4 hours until your mommy comes home from grocery shopping and ruins your train of thought by telling you to take out the trash. Your existence is so meaningless FreedomFighter that you aren’t even worthy to lick the poo off a garbage scowl….although I’m sure you’d jump at the opportunity.
I could keep making you look like a fool FreedomFighter, but it is so much more entertaining to see you do that on your own. Oh and FreedomFighter, if TKC is such the joke that you believe it is, why do you waste your time coming over to our forums, just so you can find a few quotes to repost? And while I’m on the subject FF, how about you reply to my message here in the TKC forums…instead of darting back to the main forums like a little boy who runs to his mommy after he got picked on by bullies at the playground? Have fun trying to look cool by quoting my message and the messages of other TKC members on the forums FreedomFighter…we all know it’s the one and only high point of your day. 
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Post by 'Guest' on Mar 5, 2003 7:37:04 GMT
You tell him, TheHeckler! FreedomFary is a stupid redneck mouth-breathar!! We aer'nt HACKERS we are cheatars, u molester of barnyard aminals, FREEDOMFARY!!! Look! I even found a BIGGER picture of FREEDOMFARY'S inbred f*g**ty-ass: www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/page-244/image-6.jpgHE LOOKS LIEK SUM KINDOF LIBYAN DRAG-KING THAT WAS PICKLED IN ROGAINE AND BEATAN WITH A pregnant dog STICK!! And no 1 beleives FreedomFary made it into the top 10 at Csports.net without doing sexaul favers for sum web admin sumwhere -- I'll bet he's jsut a closet homo cheatar!! He's probably the bigest cheatar their is!! What a hypocrit!! We should find out where he lives and go stomp his girl thingy brians out!! |
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Post by 'Guest' on Mar 5, 2003 19:49:43 GMT
look!! I found this at the pansy forum.. that other southern-fried fcukstick TheEdge|Wave wants fihgt us at his room!! I bet dollers to dohnuts taht poop-jugler is giogn to try nad HACK us!!! BUT WE CNA OUTHACK ANDOUT CHEAT THAT JIMMY QUEERBOY AND HIS DORK SQUAD ANYDAY!!!
Once Again I Invite The {TKC}!
TheEdge|Wave
Posted: Mar. 05 2003,12:02
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What time shall I open my server for these people..
TheEdge vs {TKC} Server will be open for all the hobo's who want to join...
SATURDAY 15:00 GMT till 16:00 GMT.........
I hope this time you do have the courtesy to show up, on time that is, not a day late!!
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Post by [TKC]TheHeckler! on Mar 5, 2003 20:34:50 GMT
look!! I found this at the pansy forum.. that other southern-fried fcukstick TheEdge|Wave wants fihgt us at his room!! I bet dollers to dohnuts taht poop-jugler is giogn to try nad HACK us!!! BUT WE CNA OUTHACK ANDOUT CHEAT THAT JIMMY QUEERBOY AND HIS DORK SQUAD ANYDAY!!!
Once Again I Invite The {TKC}!
TheEdge|Wave
Posted: Mar. 05 2003,12:02
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What time shall I open my server for these people..
TheEdge vs {TKC} Server will be open for all the hobo's who want to join...
SATURDAY 15:00 GMT till 16:00 GMT.........
I hope this time you do have the courtesy to show up, on time that is, not a day late!!
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Once again Edgewave is too cowardly to show up in our forums to post his challenge. And secondly Edgewave, since I know you are reading this, you have quite a sorry excuse for a memory. Exactly how much crack were you smoking when you claimed today that you never challenged us?? You blatanly stated in another string that you wanted to challenge us, you even made a comment on it with your last post "I hope this time you do have the courtesy to show up, on time that is, not a day late!!" Jesus, what a complete inept moron you are. Furthermore, we are not your lapdogs Edgewave, you do not click your heels and just expect us to show up someplace whenever your 12 year old heart desires. As far as the time is concerned, where you live you may go by the GMT standard, and that's fine. But in the US when don't use that time measurement system, we use am and pm. So I have no idea what time it is here (Eastern Time) by GTM measurement, for your 1500 to 1600 GTM over there. But if you want to clear that up, and if it's not 3:00 in the morning, then sure i'll show up. Oh, and I'm not going over to your forums to wade through the hundrends of topics to try to find your response either. If you have something to say to me or any other member of TKC you know where to find us. Heckler out... |
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Post by M. O. on Mar 5, 2003 20:42:08 GMT
Was this on the edge forums?
I will send our representant there.
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Post by 'Guest' on Mar 6, 2003 1:08:33 GMT
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Post by MrOwnage on Mar 6, 2003 5:00:30 GMT
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Post by [TKC]TheHeckler! on Mar 6, 2003 6:06:01 GMT
I know none of you expected this, but *GASP!*, FreedomFairy has decided once again to overtax his limited brain capacity and make himself out to be an even larger one stop shop for all your “LMAO at a retart” needs. With each and every post, his cries for attention get louder, and his anti-logic become more bizarre. I believe at this point we should use FreedomFairies posts as entertainment value alone, as there is little point in attempting an intellectual conversation with the handicapped. Well I’m sure you’re anxiously waiting for this episode of “Oops….a redneck did it again”, so getting right into the thick of it, he’s the special child FreedomFairy in all his glory…
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My, my... that snippy little Peckler is becoming quite the snit ...
FreedomFairy, you have been “quite the snit” since day one.
Yo! Lorenzo Llama Pecklerwood: You might stand half a chance at being amusing if you didn't have a face so ugly that your mom had to get well-and-truly drunk before she could breast feed you.
OMG…you seriously didn’t say that did you fairy? This is just too much, I nearly fell out of my chair laughing at such an hysterical remark. Fairy, you of all the people who have ever lived, anywhere, in any time period, are the absolute most disgusting creature to ever sloth around the face of the earth. The mere fact that you have the audacity to post a picture of that Picasso monstrosity of a face(?) proves that you are using Microsoft’s “Windows For The Blind And Retarted, XP Edition”. But in your defense, at least you were kind enough to cover up your eyes and head, otherwise myself and everyone else who was unfortunate enough to gaze upon your most hideous mug, would be forced to upchuck everything they ate for breakfast. Mr. Fairy, If I were to have a bowling ball smash my face in, roll around in the mud, light my face on fire, and even let you use that redneck device you call a “garden weasel” on me …I still would not be even remotely as ugly as you are.
In fact, calling you dull is a gross understatement of just how tedious you are. You write in a way that makes maggots and other invertebrates look like Nobel Prize winners.
Fairy, I truly believe that what you are posting is the minute quantity of common sense that is locked up in the deep recesses of your cobwebbed mind trying to convince you get a education. Because if you keep on publicly posting your nonsensical crap of this magnitude, you will be kidnapped from your cardboard box on the street, and taken to the local zoo for safekeeping. Where your only activity will be to jump around and holler nervously every time a 5 year old taps on the glass. Using the phase extremely loosely…I must say your “writing style” is the equivalent to a plea from a kindergartener, writing a letter to Santa telling him what he wanted for Christmas. Then having it used as toilet paper on the basis of complete absurdity.
You're a waste of time, space, air, flesh, and the ceptic tank you were born from, suckbrain.
Honestly freedomfairy, even YOU can use more original insults than the ones people throw at you every time you walk out your front door with that Halloween mask you call a face.
Even REAL cheaters laugh at you. You're just a loser that goes around downloading cheats made by semi-talented losers and then writes guides for other clueless losers on how to use them. Truth is, with or without a college education, you'd be out of your depth in a parking lot puddle at the local Walmart, smacktard.
Real cheaters respect me because I stand up to pimple face doughboys like you. Instead of backing down, I expose you for the demented, diaper wearing, lower life forms that you are. I clearly demonstrate how if someone where to take out your brain and place it on the edge of a razor blade, it would look like a BB going down a 4-lane highway. They are proud to call me their leader not because I can devise new registry hacks, but because I squish annoying little gnats like yourself with under my thumb, making the air just a bit cleaner for everyone deserving of it. I give them a voice where they once had none; just as you give suicidal, crack addicted, transvestites living proof that their lives could be worse.
You are proof that God has a disturbed sense of humor.
Whereas your existence is the reason that Atheism is at and all time high.
If you weren't so dumb that even blondes tell jokes about you; if your weren't so fat that your cereal bowl has its own lifeguard, or if your face wasn't the strongest form of natural contraception available…
The truth is FreedomFairy, that even your classmates over at Inbred Elementary would find your insults corny, simple, and un-stimulating…just like everything else in the washed up dribble you call a life.
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Post by [TKC]TheHeckler! on Mar 6, 2003 6:16:31 GMT
Listening to you is like being viciously assaulted by a perfumed parakeet in a Parisian bordello.
Yes, you're THAT fruity, you incessantly-searching-for-a-sexual-identity nitwit.
If only you would read your own posts, before laying your diseased laden fingers on your keyboard, you wouldn’t waste so much of my time debunking your outlandish remarks. FreedomFairy, you have just described yourself perfectly...right down to the T. Gazing into the cracked mirror laying next to your rotting jizz cloth while you are typing, is obviously having a hypnotic effect on you, try looking directly at the monitor it next time, so you’ll actually know what you’re typing.
Reading your post, I am reminded of something relevant that Thomas Brackett Reed once wrote: "They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge."
I’m afraid I must dispute Mr. Reed’s theory, because if he were correct, your mouth alone would have reduced the entire human race to the pre-historic levels at which you currently reside. And from now on please show some respect to those of us who are actually literate, by not pretending you can read or write. Just admit that right before naptime your schoolteacher finally managed to breach that nearly impenetrable layer of blood encrusted snot surrounding your ears, so you could for once retain something besides your bladder for more than 5 minutes.
If you ever tried running that crap on me in person, Peckler, I'd knock so many teeth out of your misshapen head the Tooth Fairy would have to make multiple trips. Then I'd perforate you to death with my new Garden Weasel and use your remains to fertilize my soya farm.
So you say Mr. Internet tough guy. But unless you got the rest of your cousin swapin’ hill billy buddies to help you out, all wielding their garden weasels, I would beat you down worse than your mother’s pimp after he was in a drunken rage. If you ever would like to meet me in person you bucktoothed, goat humping, low life… I’d be glad to back up my words. You know where I live…so if you ever happen come up from the deep fried south in your beat up 84’ Ford that you stole from the local trash heap, you just let me know. I’ll re-arrange your disfigured face so many times that your AIDS infested mother will finally accept you as her son, and the rest of the world could finally identify you as a human being…you curd sucking slop heap.
To sum up: I'd rather pass the world's largest kidney stone than read another post from you.
Yes I’m sure you would, because you finally and painfully realized that you have been outclassed in every conceivable way. It’s bad enough that you are a world class reject in the game of life, but now you are just another washed up Internet loser with nothing else to do with his time but to sulk in the privacy of his parent’s basement and to continue to download animal porn. So now whacking off will become a full-time job for you; the first you’ve had since you got fired from McDonald’s for picking your nose and contaminating the otherwise healthy rat poison that your folk cater to.
Now shush, and go figure out your next ingenious cheat, you scruffy-looking little twerp.
Sorry to disappoint you fairy, but I have other things to do with my time. And no they don’t involve going to the local barnyard and having a square dance with the other Wanker county yokels, so I’m afraid I can’t swap stories with you later on.
Oh and one last thing I absolutely must comment on is your ridiculous sig…
“We have enough youth, now how about a fountain of smart?”
What is a preschool drop out, mentally deficient, corn flake like you doing carrying around a sig like that? It’s the equivalent of the head of the NRA (which I’m guessing is probably a relative of yours) lobbying congress for stricter gun control, you ass backwards circus freak. If there was a fountain of smart FreedomFairy, you would have to suck it dry just to gain the ability to wipe your own ass.
I’m sorry this post has been so long fairy, as I’m sure you have already gotten lost and confused by this point, so I’ll reiterate everything for you again…You are a complete waste of precious space on a message board that could be better served to advertise the manhood enlarging pills that you swallow like candy to no avail. You’re not smart, your posts are pointless and lame, arguing with me is the only thing in your day that even resembles a social activity, and it’s way past your bedtime. So stop whining, wipe away your tears, STFU and go to bed!
…TheHeckler
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HAW HAW!!! This is the college student from NEW JERSEY that you CALL YOUR LORD?? LOL!! Have you read any of the other posts on that forum? Those freaks are a few clowns short of a circus, bub... 
